Thread: New car smell

Originally Posted by LX_Emergency

I think the "new car smell" actually kind of stinks. I know there's nothing like it but I suppose there's nothing like sniffing a mixture of glue and leather tanning products is there?

It's why everyone loves their new car- they're all high off glue!

(it's a joke, I'm sure people don't get high off new car smell. they might sell more if you could though. hmm...)

Originally Posted by Quick Orange

It's why everyone loves their new car- they're all high off glue!

(it's a joke, I'm sure people don't get high off new car smell. they might sell more if you could though. hmm...)

Won't SOMEBODY think of the children!!!!!!!!!!!!


"Lemme tell ya...little Johnny was such a good boy. Got good enough grades, never got in no trouble...till that day. He got a sniff of a new car, and couldn't get enough. Didn't care if he was sniffing an Audi RS8 or a base-model Kia. There was no pride left inthe boy. He'd sniff 8...10...12 cars a day if he could. Then the dealerships got wise to him...wouldn't let him come sniffin' around their cars no more...and Johnny got desparate. Ain't no tellin' what a boy on new-car withdrawal will do. Broke into a neighboor's new econo-van the very first night they got it home...the cops got there, and he didn't move...they had to drag him out...and he just sat there sniffin....sniffin the whole time...."

Sorry, it's been a long day, I haven't slept for a few nights, and I'm getting punchy.

I dont like it, its too fuel efficient, quiet, and its carbon footprint is barley noticeable! Just kidding. Looks good i really like those wheels, what are they 19's?

P.S. if new car smell gives you cancer then go ahead and set me up for some chemo cause i love it!

Yes, 19" wheels ... and sign me up for the chemo, too. At least until they figure out how to assemble a car with organic wheat grass adhesives...

Steve