My wife recently ask me to make out a Christmas list as she wanted to plan ahead early this year and due to the current state of the economy she request that I only list three or four things.

Here is what came to my mind:

A country home patterend after the Issac Norris home located near Philadelphia. It would look very good sitting atop the mountain behind my current house.

A Beechcraft King Air C90GTx Twin Engine airplane. I am afraid of flying and this is one of the safest planes made so I think it is an excellent choice.

A Purdy 12 gauge shotgun, sidelocks, 26 inch barrels, choked improved cylinder and improved modified, double triggers, rust blue finnish, with crown engraving on the receiver and a straight stock of good French walnut fitted personnaly to me.

A Chinese Junk with an Allison aircraft engine, 1500 HP, tucked away in the hull along side the Befors cannon. (For Pirates you know)

That should do it.

If I can't get that, I guess I will settle for a pair of bib overalls, a bottle of Knob Creek and some Coates shaving cream.

Heck, a guy can dream can't he.