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10-21-2011, 06:14 PM #1Senior Member
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Does your better half tease you?
My wonderful wife is quite tolerant of my various hobbies, but that doesn’t stop her from teasing me when she sees an opportunity.
For example, when I first started SR shaving my wife mockingly asked me if I was going to start brushing my teeth with vintage toothbrushes as well. Ick!
Today my wife called to say she found a dead raccoon on the side of the road. She wanted to know if I wanted her to cut the tail off for brush making material. Double ick!
Does your better half tease you as well?
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10-21-2011, 06:35 PM #2I shave with a spoon on a stick.
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Not if she knows what is good for her..... :ninja:
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10-21-2011, 07:34 PM #3There is no charge for Awesomeness
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Oh yes, my wife teases me all the time. She has this apron from the '50s which she likes to put on and .... oh wait, I think we are talking at cross-purposes.....
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10-21-2011, 08:11 PM #4Senior Member
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That's their job
Originally Posted by diyguy
My wife now starts reminding me 30 minutes earlier than normal before we have to go out anywhere because shaving is now "a production"
Sometimes she even watches and heckles.
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10-21-2011, 08:57 PM #5what Dad calls me
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Be sure to return the favor as she tries to apply make up.
Nightblade and Dunc like this.It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled. Twain
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10-21-2011, 11:00 PM #6
My wife knows who wears the pants in our family so...
No matter how many men you kill you can't kill your successor-Emperor Nero
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10-21-2011, 11:03 PM #7Member
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Where was the raccoon?
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10-22-2011, 01:15 AM #8Member
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Get some of those funky sponge things they put between their toes for a pedicure. Maybe wearing those around the house on weekends will give her something else to think about.
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10-22-2011, 02:43 AM #9what Dad calls me
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Oh Alan, yer killin' me! LOL Originally Posted by AFDavis11
It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled. Twain
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10-22-2011, 02:27 AM #10I shave with Occam's Razor
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Uh Huh... Originally Posted by thebigspendur
Reminds me of our wedding night.
I tossed my pants to the wife and said, "Here, put these on."
She put them on and the waist was twice the size
of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said.
"That's right and don't forget it," I said.
"I'm the man in this family."
She flipped me her panties and said,
"Try these on." I couldn't get 'em up past
my kneecaps.
I said, "Hell, I can't get into your pants."
She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's
going to be until your damn attitude changes!"
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