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10-22-2011, 02:06 AM #11Senior Member
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She really got on my case when "our" bathroom went from 90% her space...to the 20% she's been able to maintain. It's been a vicious battle, I hope to push her out completely by Christmas! LOL!
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10-22-2011, 02:14 AM #12The Shell Whisperer
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My wife is my biggest fan. On the contrary, she's truly a sport.
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10-22-2011, 02:27 AM #13I shave with Occam's Razor
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Uh Huh...
Originally Posted by thebigspendur
Reminds me of our wedding night.
I tossed my pants to the wife and said, "Here, put these on."
She put them on and the waist was twice the size
of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said.
"That's right and don't forget it," I said.
"I'm the man in this family."
She flipped me her panties and said,
"Try these on." I couldn't get 'em up past
my kneecaps.
I said, "Hell, I can't get into your pants."
She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's
going to be until your damn attitude changes!"
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10-22-2011, 02:41 AM #14what Dad calls me
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So who is it, you or her? Originally Posted by thebigspendur
It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled. Twain
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10-22-2011, 02:43 AM #15what Dad calls me
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Oh Alan, yer killin' me! LOL Originally Posted by AFDavis11
It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled. Twain
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10-22-2011, 03:22 AM #16Scale Maniac
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I use a vintage toothbrush!
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10-22-2011, 12:30 PM #17Senior Member
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Yes, this made me laugh for several minutes. Still makes me chuckle picturing Alan on the side of the road with a pair of scissors in one hand and a stinky raccoon in the other. Originally Posted by nun2sharp
Last edited by diyguy; 10-22-2011 at 01:26 PM.
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10-22-2011, 01:40 PM #18Senior Member
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My wife teases me by waiting until I am out of town for a few days and then tells me she got me a few straights and not telling me what they are. I guess she thinks that I need motivation to get home faster. BTW it works.
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10-22-2011, 01:44 PM #19Predictably Unpredictiable
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I am with you. Originally Posted by joebehar
You obviously don't live in my house...that would just simply subject me to even more heckling...and probably for good reason
Mine is a sport also, if she wasn't do you think my paypal and yours would be so intimate? Originally Posted by Maximilian
Obviously it is SWMBO. Originally Posted by nun2sharp
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
Albert Einstein
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10-22-2011, 04:59 PM #20Senior Member
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All I can say is that my wife is a member here...I love you honey!
Oh, coon makes terrible brushes, but if you are going to make an attempt remember to delouse before shaving. Don't ask.
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