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    She really got on my case when "our" bathroom went from 90% her space...to the 20% she's been able to maintain. It's been a vicious battle, I hope to push her out completely by Christmas! LOL!

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    My wife is my biggest fan. On the contrary, she's truly a sport.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigspendur View Post
    My wife knows who wears the pants in our family so...
    Uh Huh...

    Reminds me of our wedding night.
    I tossed my pants to the wife and said, "Here, put these on."

    She put them on and the waist was twice the size
    of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said.

    "That's right and don't forget it," I said.
    "I'm the man in this family."

    She flipped me her panties and said,
    "Try these on." I couldn't get 'em up past
    my kneecaps.

    I said, "Hell, I can't get into your pants."

    She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's
    going to be until your damn attitude changes!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigspendur View Post
    My wife knows who wears the pants in our family so...
    So who is it, you or her?
    It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled. Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by AFDavis11 View Post
    Where was the raccoon?
    Oh Alan, yer killin' me! LOL
    It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled. Twain

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    I use a vintage toothbrush!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nun2sharp View Post
    Oh Alan, yer killin' me! LOL
    Yes, this made me laugh for several minutes. Still makes me chuckle picturing Alan on the side of the road with a pair of scissors in one hand and a stinky raccoon in the other.
    Last edited by diyguy; 10-22-2011 at 01:26 PM.

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    My wife teases me by waiting until I am out of town for a few days and then tells me she got me a few straights and not telling me what they are. I guess she thinks that I need motivation to get home faster. BTW it works.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joebehar View Post
    You obviously don't live in my house...that would just simply subject me to even more heckling...and probably for good reason
    I am with you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Maximilian View Post
    My wife is my biggest fan. On the contrary, she's truly a sport.
    Mine is a sport also, if she wasn't do you think my paypal and yours would be so intimate?

    Quote Originally Posted by nun2sharp View Post
    So who is it, you or her?
    Obviously it is SWMBO.
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    Albert Einstein

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    All I can say is that my wife is a member here...I love you honey!

    Oh, coon makes terrible brushes, but if you are going to make an attempt remember to delouse before shaving. Don't ask.

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