Thread: Straight Razors turned me into a liar.

That's hilarious! You realize that if she catches on, you're in deep, right?

Pics, pics! I want pics!!!

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Chances are she will catch on.. Women are like that On a good note, you will have had a few months of guilty pleasure

Originally Posted by FiReSTaRT

Chances are she will catch on.. Women are like that On a good note, you will have had a few months of guilty pleasure

No. What'll happen is that you'll accidentally say the wrong thing and she will notice. Then she will start asking questions, you'll get red, she'll know what happened, you'll get an earfull, you'll feel guilty and you'll have to make up for it.

If my face gets red I'll say it's razor burn from her gift.

She should know better than to give you a Sanguine anyway...

Josh

I've found there are 3 laws governing this type of thing.

1. The Probability of getting caught by spouse is inversely proportional to the number of razors you already have:

P(Caught) propto (no. razors)^-1

2. The probability that you'll lie again is the probability of the complement that you'll get caught lying:

P(Lie again) = 1 - P(Caught)

3. The amount of grief you will experience if (when) your spouse finally twigs is an exponentially increasing function of the number of razors you own:

(Grief Experienced) propto exp(no. razors)

The constants of proportionality in laws 1 and 3 have yet to be determined. I suspect they are spouse-specific.

James.

My girlfriend is pretty smart, for example from the return addresses she now knows and recognises Lynn's, Classicshaving, or one with an italian postmark (Maesro Livi), then it's bad news for me.

However some things can be sneaked under the radar, for example a 7/8 ATS34/Olivewood Maestro Livi looks quite a lot like a 7/8 Takeda-Damascus/Olivewood from a distance.

So upgrades you can often get away with - especially if you sell the one you upgraded from.