Thread: A game for your pleasure

false! i love my kriegars, all of them! and i use my Meastro to practice honing and open envelopes.

the next guy uses straights because he was raised by mountain men and doesn't know there are any other options.

False: I tried hot coals and broken glass first...

The person following really waxes, and is just embarassed to admit it.

true, you caught me. but not my face! that's straight all the way now!

the next person uses an actual badger, not just a brush! (how real men do it!)

Originally Posted by speed_pigeon

the next person uses an actual badger, not just a brush! (how real men do it!)

False, in Canada we lather with beavers because we're lumberjacks and that's as manly as it gets.

The person who follows me has strapped a Gillette power handle to his straight for that micro-pulse action to get a better shave.

Damn thing jumed right out of my hand, luckily I wasn't naked.

The next person has shaved with an epilady.

HOLY SNAP! THAT'S ACTUALLY TRUE! a buddy had a huge bear beard and was mouthing off. we were drunk and it was around the time we were taking chunks out of each others hair with wireless trimmers, but i grabbed his mom's epilady out of the bathroom and basically smacked him with it! OMG, the red dots that turned to blood. he had the biggest patch on the side of his face. even when he shaved you could still see it. it was weeks before he was normal!

the next guy is so manly he uses his own hoo-haa to strop!!!!

Originally Posted by speed_pigeon

HOLY SNAP! THAT'S ACTUALLY TRUE! a buddy had a huge bear beard and was mouthing off. we were drunk and it was around the time we were taking chunks out of each others hair with wireless trimmers, but i grabbed his mom's epilady out of the bathroom and basically smacked him with it! OMG, the red dots that turned to blood. he had the biggest patch on the side of his face. even when he shaved you could still see it. it was weeks before he was normal!

the next guy is so manly he uses his own hoo-haa to strop!!!!

True, but I have to fold it in half!

The person who follows wears support hose!

Support ho's, that is.
The next guy, though, he sent his Mach 3 to Lynn to hone.

True. It came back sharper than all me Zeepkes.

The next one thinks a badger brush is what badgers groom themselves with.

True, which is why I am still using only my bare hands to wet my face while shaving.

The person following me is going to donate and ship a live badger to my door