If I had $10 I could buy a grinder for my face
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If I had $10 I could buy a grinder for my face
Hilarious poll!
I'll admit one day early in my Naval career I tried singing off the whiskers with a Bic right before an inspection I was late to.....
(it didn't really work well for me....although it did burn my face....)
Not the greatest idea I'd had that year...
John P.
You guys are a bunch of wusses! I've tried everything you guys have mentioned plus some! Just not enough excitement for me, so i've settled for what gives me the closest shave! I spread honey on my face and find a group of army ants..mmm! Baby butt smooth! Then I use a little panther piss from a live panther for skin balm...does the trick every time!
I have Chuck Norris roundhouse-kick the whiskers off my face once a month. I could probably wait for two months, but it's kind of fun.
Last week I had Hannibal Lechter over for breakfast. I stuck ut my jaw and said, "Bite Me." Now that was baby bite smooth!"