Thread: Most Masculine

What do you think the most manly shave is?

X

Scraping the hair off with a chunk of flint I've knapped myself using river mud as the only lubricant while sitting on a warm rock near the rushing stream twenty miles out of cellular range.

Originally Posted by Wildtim

Scraping the hair off with a chunk of flint I've knapped myself using river mud as the only lubricant while sitting on a warm rock near the rushing stream twenty miles out of cellular range.

This wins.

Well X, I have to say that I am impressed with the unimpeachable objectivity you used in preparing the questions for your survey.

My answer to the poll... "YES."

I usually smash a window over my face or if I want a really close shave I will stick my head into the Amazon where the piranha are breeding, but if I'm in a hurry I grab my pet bobcat by the neck and scrape its incisors across my face a couple of times. Bobcat makes the lather, strops with back alley rodents afterward

My grandfather never understands why I take the time to shave, but I keep trying to tell him that I have to leave the wolf pack sooner or later and a good shave makes a great impression


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that was fun. I guess I'd better get back to work pushing pencils

I have always felt most masculine when shaving with a broken bottle I had to pull out of my thigh after a street fight in the South Bronx.

Originally Posted by icedog

I have always felt most masculine when shaving with a broken bottle I had to pull out of my thigh after a street fight in the South Bronx.

Thank God! i thought i was the only was who used this method!

Whenever I wanted a shave in the past I'd track down a nest of Ninjas and tease them mercilessly until they got angry. Then, I'd use my super-fine reflexes and highly developed fast-twitch muscles in my neck to dodge the ninja throwing stars they'd send my way to get a pretty decent WTG pass. If I wanted BBS, I'd goad them into using their swords...

But now that I've found straights, I save a fair bit of time.

James.

When I want the most manly shave I torment a few Giant Hornets and just use their mandibles to give me the closest shave ever.