Thread: Most Masculine

If I had $10 I could buy a grinder for my face

Hilarious poll!


I'll admit one day early in my Naval career I tried singing off the whiskers with a Bic right before an inspection I was late to.....
(it didn't really work well for me....although it did burn my face....)
Not the greatest idea I'd had that year...

John P.

Originally Posted by They Call Me Blockhead

I rub ronsonol into my face and then light a match

I go to the opposite extreme. I splash liquid nitrogen on my face, wait a moment, then rub the frozen whiskers off to get a BBS shave. No need for all of that time consuming pre-shave prep.

- Mark (S-4-C)

Originally Posted by Strapped-4-Cache

I go to the opposite extreme. I splash liquid nitrogen on my face, wait a moment, then rub the frozen whiskers off to get a BBS shave. No need for all of that time consuming pre-shave prep.

- Mark (S-4-C)

Now THAT's a cooling shave.
Who needs menthol.



John P.

You guys are a bunch of wusses! I've tried everything you guys have mentioned plus some! Just not enough excitement for me, so i've settled for what gives me the closest shave! I spread honey on my face and find a group of army ants..mmm! Baby butt smooth! Then I use a little panther piss from a live panther for skin balm...does the trick every time!

Originally Posted by JMS

You guys are a bunch of wusses! I've tried everything you guys have mentioned plus some! Just not enough excitement for me, so i've settled for what gives me the closest shave! I spread honey on my face and find a group of army ants..mmm! Baby butt smooth! Then I use a little panther piss from a live panther for skin balm...does the trick every time!

What a jejune namby pamby craven you are. My great grandfather used to rub freshly butchered venison into his beard and then they'd let the wolves loose from their cage and he'd lay there until they were done. No need for skin balm where there's no skin, wimp

I have Chuck Norris roundhouse-kick the whiskers off my face once a month. I could probably wait for two months, but it's kind of fun.

Originally Posted by Quick Orange

Commando- it's the only way to do it, no matter if you're in the river with a piece of flint or using the glass from your last brewski.

Time to get naked!

must be an okie thing ...+!00

Originally Posted by JMS

You guys are a bunch of wusses! I've tried everything you guys have mentioned plus some! Just not enough excitement for me, so i've settled for what gives me the closest shave! I spread honey on my face and find a group of army ants..mmm! Baby butt smooth! Then I use a little panther piss from a live panther for skin balm...does the trick every time!

Army ants eh? Where I come from that's how women shave. Real men do that with fire ants.

Last week I had Hannibal Lechter over for breakfast. I stuck ut my jaw and said, "Bite Me." Now that was baby bite smooth!"