Thread: Most Masculine

The most manly shave I could think of is being shaved with a pink Bic disposable wielded by Raquel Welch when she was around 30 years old.

Otherwise I'd just step off my motorcycle while traveling at aprox. 160 mph and let the asphalt grind my beard off... only trick is to find a good aftershave that can calm down any potential razor burn.

Regards

Kaptain "I wish I'd had a chance to try that first shave I mentioned.. the second one sucked" Zero

Originally Posted by Ookla

I find shaving with the teeth of a live shark makes me feel all "manly"

I only get the "manlies" if I pull the teeth out of the shark whilst swimming with him and then use the extracted teeth to shave. Those toothless sharks always make me laugh when they go to bite and it doesn't hurt. They get all like depressed.

Don't you just love it when you post a serious thread and expect some serious replies and get a bunch of wise a**es.

Commando- it's the only way to do it, no matter if you're in the river with a piece of flint or using the glass from your last brewski.

Time to get naked!

Reportedly, the Native Americans of the Pacific Northwest shaved with a sharpened clam shell. Now that seems manly...
Ken.
Who'll stick to less manly straights.

For the manliest, smoothest skin and closest shave I go Roman Legionaire style -
I briskly scrub a slab of freshly hewn pumice stone all over "la bella figura" then follow with a nice splash of a 20th century favorite Pinaud Clubman. Bellisimo!

You know, I've been thinking (uh oh...). And it occurs to me that some of the manliest men in history actually *didn't* shave:

Chuck Norris;
Grizzly Adams;
Vikings;
That guy in "The Joy of Sex";
ZZ Top;

I could go on.

I don't want to worry anyone unnecessarily, but (just quietly) perhaps we've become out of touch with true manliness.

Anyway, just a thought.

I must dash - Crabtree and Evelyn are having a sale at the moment. Sweet Almond Oil doesn't grow on trees you know.

James.

Before I switched to a straight, I used an electirc.....chainsaw.

Originally Posted by leadduck

Before I switched to a straight, I used an electirc.....chainsaw.

That's because you're a pansy. Men use lawnmowers

i let the SWMBO use several methods to give me that BBS feel.....