What do you think the most manly shave is? :D
X
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What do you think the most manly shave is? :D
X
Scraping the hair off with a chunk of flint I've knapped myself using river mud as the only lubricant while sitting on a warm rock near the rushing stream twenty miles out of cellular range.:roflmao :roflmao
Well X, I have to say that I am impressed with the unimpeachable objectivity you used in preparing the questions for your survey. :roflmao
My answer to the poll... "YES."
I usually smash a window over my face or if I want a really close shave I will stick my head into the Amazon where the piranha are breeding, but if I'm in a hurry I grab my pet bobcat by the neck and scrape its incisors across my face a couple of times. Bobcat makes the lather, strops with back alley rodents afterward
My grandfather never understands why I take the time to shave, but I keep trying to tell him that I have to leave the wolf pack sooner or later and a good shave makes a great impression
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that was fun. I guess I'd better get back to work pushing pencils
I have always felt most masculine when shaving with a broken bottle I had to pull out of my thigh after a street fight in the South Bronx.
Whenever I wanted a shave in the past I'd track down a nest of Ninjas and tease them mercilessly until they got angry. Then, I'd use my super-fine reflexes and highly developed fast-twitch muscles in my neck to dodge the ninja throwing stars they'd send my way to get a pretty decent WTG pass. If I wanted BBS, I'd goad them into using their swords...
But now that I've found straights, I save a fair bit of time.
James.
When I want the most manly shave I torment a few Giant Hornets and just use their mandibles to give me the closest shave ever.