And now we have his feedback on the auction...

EBAYER BEWARE buys goods product tries to return them BROKEN and LOST
Let's see. Maybe I could solicit a contest for the best response to this from you guys, holding to that 80 character limit, and then give a set of scales to the winner. Not #6. They are kinda ink: spoken for.

My idea so far is to disguise a web address in the response field that directs people to one of my extra web pages, give this twit up for what he is, and then fire for effect. Which, of course, includes providing his telephone number, his email address, and his home address to the entire world. :P

Then he can start receiving hate mail from both of my friends...