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10-14-2005, 01:39 AM #1Senior Member
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Two Year Olds Are Hazardous To Your Health
Greetings Gentlemen,
Today while shaving, my two year old decided it would be funny to bang on the locked bathroom door to see what daddy was doing.
I was just starting my second pass (ear to chin) when she did this. I opened the door and politely asked her not to knock on the door while I was shaving. Then spent the next 15 minutes trying to stop the bleeding!
Between the styptic pencil and direct pressure I was able to reduce it to a barely visible cut.
Conclusion: 1. Lock master bedroom door to create a safety buffer and 2. Two year olds are hazardous to one's health!Last edited by Rik; 10-18-2005 at 08:05 PM.
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10-14-2005, 02:02 AM #2Member
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Yikes Rik!!
Im glad you didn't Cut your throat. No Pun intended at all Sir. But still Yikes! I have cut my thumb bad one day trying some thumb tests and them lil bahstads hurt bad. But like ya say Lock that door. Take care and be careful.
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10-14-2005, 08:43 AM #3Senior Member
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I say the evil starts with the female ...
No female no hazards .....
Good health in your (short?) future .......
Hoekie
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10-14-2005, 02:30 PM #4Face nicker
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Hoekie,
I think you are right!! But since I have two kids I make sure they know that I will tan their bottoms with my strop if they come in while I am shaving.
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10-14-2005, 03:08 PM #5Senior Member
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Evil still started with the female ....
Originally Posted by RichZ
Hoekie,
I think you are right!! But since I have two kids I make sure they know that I will tan their bottoms with my strop if they come in while I am shaving.
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10-14-2005, 07:37 PM #6Senior Member
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I had the *exact* same thing happen to me a few months ago! My 13 yo daughter was in some crisis or other, and banged on the bathroom door, just as I was putting blade to skin for a cross-pass near my ear.
I made sure that the wife and both daughters saw the blood running down my chest as I lay down the law for the future!
The slice was so clean a little bit of styptic pencil applied a coupla times stopped it...hehehe...but the effect was that I was almost killed!
All I do is announce I will be shaving now, and the house quiets, and I get my peace until I am done. Got some damned fine shaves that way, too!
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10-14-2005, 11:55 PM #7Super Shaver
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If you can think that, the evil starts with YOU! Originally Posted by HoekmanX
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10-15-2005, 12:39 AM #8
Mine all want to watch while I shave. they think it's hilarious how I reach around the back of my head with one hand and pull the opposite side of my face almost to the backside of my noggin
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My little one even mimicks the faces I make and they all have a good laugh
FUD
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10-15-2005, 01:06 AM #9Senior Member
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Bro,
I have a nine year old who happens to be a birthday boy today! and a two year old...I fell your pain!
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10-15-2005, 07:08 AM #10Senior Member
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Many Evils start with me, I will admit. Originally Posted by xman
If you can think that, the evil starts with YOU!
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But offspring will be the doing of a witch, a powerful one (as I have no patience what-so-ever with under 14 year olds).
Evil Hoekie
ps, send the puberty bastards to me, those I can handle (talking from experience in front of classes with over 30 of them).
where is my horned smiley ..... v
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