Two Year Olds Are Hazardous To Your Health

**Rik** · 10-14-2005, 01:39 AM

Greetings Gentlemen,
Today while shaving, my two year old decided it would be funny to bang on the locked bathroom door to see what daddy was doing.

I was just starting my second pass (ear to chin) when she did this. I opened the door and politely asked her not to knock on the door while I was shaving. Then spent the next 15 minutes trying to stop the bleeding!

Between the styptic pencil and direct pressure I was able to reduce it to a barely visible cut.

Conclusion: 1. Lock master bedroom door to create a safety buffer and 2. Two year olds are hazardous to one's health!

**Techy** · 10-14-2005, 02:02 AM

Yikes Rik!!

Im glad you didn't Cut your throat. No Pun intended at all Sir. But still Yikes! I have cut my thumb bad one day trying some thumb tests and them lil bahstads hurt bad. But like ya say Lock that door. Take care and be careful.

**HoekmanX** · 10-14-2005, 08:43 AM

I say the evil starts with the female ...
No female no hazards .....

Good health in your (short?) future .......

Hoekie

**RichZ** · 10-14-2005, 02:30 PM

Hoekie,

I think you are right!! But since I have two kids I make sure they know that I will tan their bottoms with my strop if they come in while I am shaving.

**HoekmanX** · 10-14-2005, 03:08 PM

Originally Posted by RichZ

Hoekie,

I think you are right!! But since I have two kids I make sure they know that I will tan their bottoms with my strop if they come in while I am shaving.

Evil still started with the female ....

**Chaaaz** · 10-14-2005, 07:37 PM

I had the *exact* same thing happen to me a few months ago! My 13 yo daughter was in some crisis or other, and banged on the bathroom door, just as I was putting blade to skin for a cross-pass near my ear.

I made sure that the wife and both daughters saw the blood running down my chest as I lay down the law for the future!

The slice was so clean a little bit of styptic pencil applied a coupla times stopped it...hehehe...but the effect was that I was almost killed!

All I do is announce I will be shaving now, and the house quiets, and I get my peace until I am done. Got some damned fine shaves that way, too!

**xman** · 10-14-2005, 11:55 PM

Originally Posted by HoekmanX

Evil still started with the female ....

If you can think that, the evil starts with YOU!

X

**Flanny** · 10-15-2005, 12:39 AM

Mine all want to watch while I shave. they think it's hilarious how I reach around the back of my head with one hand and pull the opposite side of my face almost to the backside of my noggin

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My little one even mimicks the faces I make and they all have a good laugh

FUD

**bebosky** · 10-15-2005, 01:06 AM

Bro,
I have a nine year old who happens to be a birthday boy today! and a two year old...I fell your pain!

**HoekmanX** · 10-15-2005, 07:08 AM

Originally Posted by xman

If you can think that, the evil starts with YOU!

X

Many Evils start with me, I will admit.
But offspring will be the doing of a witch, a powerful one (as I have no patience what-so-ever with under 14 year olds).

Evil Hoekie

ps, send the puberty bastards to me, those I can handle (talking from experience in front of classes with over 30 of them).

where is my horned smiley ..... v
O

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