At last, the new Gillette Fusion shaving system is now available in a store near you.

For those of you immune or not receptive to Gillette mind control, the Fusion is a five-bladed cartridge shaver with and without the power of a Duracell AAA battery in the grip. Of course there's also lubricating strips and vitamin E and lanolin delivery systems as well as an entire line of Fusion Foams in a can.

What? You're happy with your Mach 3? Good for you. Just be aware that within a year, Gillette will raise the price on the Mach 3 thus forcing the consumer to say, "May as well switch" to the five-bladed flag ship of gizmology.

Suckers!

Regards &C,
Library Guy