Thread: 12 Steps to facial skin abuse recovery.

1. We admitted we were powerless over our facial hair - that our growth had become unmanageable

2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.

3. Made a decision to turn our will and lives over to the care of the straight razor.

4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.

5. Admitted to god, ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our facial skin abuse.

6. Were entirely ready to have the straight razor remove these defects of character.

7. Humbly asked the straight razor to remove our facial hair.

8. Made a list of all facial regions we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all, in the form of proper skin care.

9. Made direct amends to such facial regions in the form straight razor shaving and of quality aftershave, except when to do so would injure them.

10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promply admited to it.

11. Sought through education and meditation to improve our conscious contact with the straight razor, as we understood the straight razor, praying only for knowlege of the straight razors will for us, and the power to carry that out.

12. Having a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other facial skin abuse addicts, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

So you see, our passion for straight razors is only abiding by step 11 and submitting to its will for us. By humbly submitting to its will, we have to accept any expenditures involved as neccessary. This involves of course purchasing of new razors, strops, creams, soaps, boxes, and any other equipment.

We have our own twelve step now

Hey it works for me.

its a shame its not considered a religion...then as preachers of our religion I believe all of our purchases of religious equipment would be tax free!