I don't have jimps on my blades, they're notches for scars, bites, and vampire-like activity.

I open a blade, and it emits a Bella Lagosi (Dracula to you w/ no gray hair) laugh. Some wear earrings, I wear sculpted flesh.

The first attempt to polish a blade w/ a dremel, saw the demise of a lovely little Genco Gold Seal Jr. Sigh. I love Gencos.

And for all the hacking, slashing & general butchery, it's better than prior shaves. 'Gone from costly annoyance to costly event. The costly part is the AD's

Being new to straight shaving, I expect I have a few more scars, blood donations, and foolish expenditures to trash. We're a fragile lot when it comes to staying rational.

Screw it. Rationality is over-rated - should be done in moderation.