Thread: Thebigspendurs Epic Tonsorial Misadventures #72

I got an E-Mail from Santa Claus. He says "gee, thanks, because of that terrorist bomb thing in the Christmas mailbags before I enter the U.S they told me I have to be stripped searched by TSA and again at each big city and then they want to grope my reindeer". That's gonna delay things this Christmas.

He says,"I know who's gonna get a lump of coal this holiday".

I got an E-Mail from Mr Williams Jr. He said when his dad made that soap it had special magical properties to it. It last's forever and has a secret ingredient not listed on the wrapper. He says guess what it is.

I got an E-Mail from President Obama. He says "I've been whipped by those Republicans and now John Boehner says he's gonna beat me up after school". He wants to know if he can run away and come to live in our town.