Thread: raped on ebay today -- twice

This is quite a day.
I opened my mailbox to discover not one, but two packages waiting for me.
What joy!

So I open up the first one, beautiful shiny razor, however, the edge has half a dozen chips of 1/32" or deeper. The auction description said "no scratches or chips". Very curious

So I wrote a message to the seller explaining the situation, after which I wanted to console myself by opening the second package.
Very beautiful razor... if it wasn't for the crack that goes from the edge about half-way to the spine, close to the heel.

The original auction description was "blade looks good... needs cleaning, otherwise very good condition". Very good condition? This thing is junk!

My current state of mind:

Redwoood