I got an E-mail from Sergei in Leningrad. He be the first sucker, err, customer to buy one of Cletus's new hones and he sent this, what you call it a testi...err...territ...err you know when you send in saying something's good and don't have to pay someone to say it.

He says since he got the hone he spent 100 rubles for some rusty old razors and he sold them all for 3000 rubles. He says it's the best money making scam since he hacked into Visa's site and stole 10,000 credit card numbers.