We found cousin and Memphy a flotin in the Pecos River. He be reel cross with me and make me answer all the Emails this weak.

I got an E Mail from no other than the Governator of Texas what be his name Perry Como or somethin. He be real mad. He says I insulted all those Texans calling em all crooks. He gonna send the Rangers over here to take care of us. That's OK we be waitin for them.