Thread: rednecks and blue collers. roll call. shaving related

your blue collar redneck card is revoked.

Originally Posted by jfleming9232

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My hometown has 780 people. My 8th grade graduating class had 12 people. I drove a combine before I drove a car. I've seined crawdads from mudholes by the side of the road (though I hated every minute of it).

I got kicked out of a whole country once (Belarus). I speak 2 languages apart from my own, and can read 3 more fairly well. I've spent the night in jail, in a 5 star hotel, and in the back seat of a 2 door hatchback.

I use a $10 brush to lather $60 soap and shave with razors ranging from $8 to $800.

What color is my neck?

Originally Posted by JimR

What color is my neck?

When did you wash it last?

Originally Posted by nun2sharp

When did you wash it last?

Honestly, I leave that to my bath attendant, Jeeves. I do occasionally run a cool cloth scented with Damascus rose oil over it. That was about an hour ago. Does that count?

Please send Jeeves over with the cool washcloth and the Damascus rose scent. The heat has been unbearable!

I'm a working stiff by trade currently studying to become a working stiff with a white collar. I've got ink that I don't usually discuss but my brother in law is a tattooist. My most expensive razor is my $30 Packwood (which may never be used but still) and my brush and mug cost $13 total ( 1970 Avon items, NOS). I did lash out on some Tabac soap, but I expect to get 6 months out of that. I'm also a rural volunteer firefighter and my captain doesn't have an intact tooth in his head. Do I qualify?

Originally Posted by nun2sharp

Please send Jeeves over with the cool washcloth and the Damascus rose scent. The heat has been unbearable!

Ok, but be warned, he can be rather insolent. Don't hesitate to give him a good thrashing if he shows you any cheek!

Originally Posted by savalis1971

I want the guys who bust their humps for their paycheck to reply to this please. Here's what I'm really lookin for though. I'm into getting a great shave that wont make my kids go hungry lol. I would rather lather up with steel wool glued to a dried dog turd than spend 80 or 90 bucks on a brush. If you reply, I as a nube will keep an eye out for your posts and remember to dig what ya say. I also want to weed out some like minded peeps. so if you have tattoos on your neck or hand reply. if you ride or drive something you built yourself reply. if you have ever been asked not to return to a bar reply. been asked not to return to a state reply. if you can weld reply. if you have sunday church overalls reply. you get it. I know you can be all these things and still love to pay 350 bucks for a strop but you dig. thanks

well im 16 and so far ,1 i can weld, 2 i work on a farm for my spending cash,3, i own /built a 1984 ford f250 so i think im qualifid to answer this, Look at antique stores or on srp classifieds u should find something to ur liking some what cheap.

i do believe my collar is blue enough, i work in a copper mill,(melting the stuff), i recently bought three tubes of ingrams shave cream for 10.00 off flea bay, i have three strops that are older than i am, and my razors are all antique, i think my brush was my most luxurious item, its a semogue boar, it ran me around 40 bucks

Originally Posted by Slartibartfast

your blue collar redneck card is revoked.

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