Thread: Forgive me - are razors male or female?

I think the exception would be those mega machete razors
that JL uses. Those things are Alpha Male razors.


Terry

Mine are all gals

Originally Posted by wvbias

I think the exception would be those mega machete razors
that JL uses. Those things are Alpha Male razors.


Terry

Or Amazonian... one or the other

Originally Posted by drsch3

Or Amazonian... one or the other

You just may be on to something.
I wish that I would have thought
of that. The thought did run through
my mind to call them Big Bertha's.


Terry

Definately feminine, I would never let anything masculine gently caress my face immediately after lubricating it...

Philip

I think you guys need to get out more often or something. Its an inanimate object, a utensil like a fork or a spoon. Now excuse me I have to go talk to my razors.

My razors talk to me - they all start to talk at once when I walk in the room and only go silent when I pick one up, the rest then wimper like a lost puppy

I pamper for my razors, I show them off to friends and family, and they typically demand my attention when it is least convenient.

Clearly, they're not male or female in any adult sense. They are my babies.

Well, I have to admit, I thought it would be a little fun to raise the issue in such a masculine place.

Thanks, guys, for sharing. I could not have predicted so many of the responses.

But in most of them, there is a shared expression of love, we just all have our own metaphors for love.

Personally, there's no way I can think of my razor sexually. I certainly didn't mean to suggest that. Even if I were to think of my razor as a feminine object and call it a she or a girl, I wouldn't want to imagine a vulva in my hand when I'm in the bathroom about to shave.

But I do love my razors.

So I wonder if there is some good gray area to get into there instead of so much black and white.

I mean, I don't think there's much way I'd feel comfortable going around this forum or anywhere for that matter referring to the razor that I love as a he, even though when I hold my razor, it's strongly reminiscent of all that time I spend holding my other he ...and I don't mean my pen.

- lickthefrog

I would definatly have to say a she. You get the macho feeling holding/using the razor, much like you would holding a beautiful woman in your arms... and um... you all know the rest. Face it, whats the use of feeling macho without the women to be impressed by it. Unfortunatly, I haven't impressed her enough yet... My face hates me right now!!! In a few months though... she'll be calling me Rico suava!! =P

-Billy