Thread: My wife thinks I have an affair

Nenad,

What are those razors? Were saying you are trying to get rid of them
I might be able to help you - if not all, at least one...

Cheers
Ivo

Originally Posted by izlat

Wouldn't work for me. My wife uses almost no makeup whatsoever, and cuts her hair by herself (sometimes she asks me to help her). She was a model in her teens, and we still get asked when we're out and about... she is smart and knows that she can bank on her natural looks. Oh, she always does this thing that freaks me out - pulls out a dull butter knife and twists her eyelashes with it. gives me the shudders, it's dull but still... It is also cheap, so can't really use it as ammo

One of the things she says - I have more soaps, creams, EDTs, etc than her. She is correct.

Cheers
Ivo

Ivo,

Sounds like you are both lucky and screwed. Does she have any bad habits you can capitalize on? For your sake I hope so, she sounds too good.

Originally Posted by RichZ

Ivo,

Sounds like you are both lucky and screwed. Does she have any bad habits you can capitalize on? For your sake I hope so, she sounds too good.

Course, Rich! Who doesn't

She doesn't like to cook, so I do almost all of the cooking, and she's not crazy about dishes so we got a new dishwasher but still we split 50/50 or so, and she can do without laundry so I help out... sometimes... She prefers to spend her time reading, which is hard to find faults with...

Ah, she likes to go out for eats... I don't care much about this, because I get to go to nice restaurants for work anyway, and plus I prefer what I cook myself. Actually, often when I eat out my stomach doesn't feel that well - hers too, by the way, I have spoiled her with stuff I make from scratch - so we do not go out that much lately, or only do it when I didn't have time to cook. Like when I used the time to work on honing my wedges or something

Originally Posted by izlat

Course, Rich! Who doesn't

She doesn't like to cook, so I do almost all of the cooking, and she's not crazy about dishes so we got a new dishwasher but still we split 50/50 or so, and she can do without laundry so I help out... sometimes... She prefers to spend her time reading, which is hard to find faults with...

Ah, she likes to go out for eats... I don't care much about this, because I get to go to nice restaurants for work anyway, and plus I prefer what I cook myself. Actually, often when I eat out my stomach doesn't feel that well - hers too, by the way, I have spoiled her with stuff I make from scratch - so we do not go out that much lately, or only do it when I didn't have time to cook. Like when I used the time to work on honing my wedges or something

You are screwed. I love to cook and my wife doesn't so I know about that. I have to say she's too good for you. My only advice hone while she's reading.

Originally Posted by RichZ

...I have to say she's too good for you.

um, this is familiar... but hard to say who you are as several people have said this

Originally Posted by superfly

Unfortunately, these are the only naked women poor Ivo is looking at lately:



Nenad

That's why it's called straight razor porn

Originally Posted by izlat

Wouldn't work for me. My wife uses almost no makeup whatsoever, and cuts her hair by herself (sometimes she asks me to help her). She was a model in her teens, and we still get asked when we're out and about... she is smart and knows that she can bank on her natural looks. ....

One of the things she says - I have more soaps, creams, EDTs, etc than her. She is correct.

Cheers
Ivo

Obviously she has been blessed with superior genes and physical gifts. You, on the other hand, require a continuous stream of products and implements just to maintain a level of appearance that is acceptable to her (and her only, BTW). It could work...

Originally Posted by Sadataki

Obviously she has been blessed with superior genes and physical gifts. You, on the other hand, require a continuous stream of products and implements just to maintain a level of appearance that is acceptable to her (and her only, BTW). It could work...

Hey I like that..

My girlfriend just shouted "what are you looking at on the PC now?", so I just shouted back "only porn", predictably she came running through and found me sitting looking at a big hi-res photo of a Wacker 6/8 spanish point wedge with horn scales.

Originally Posted by Sadataki

Obviously she has been blessed with superior genes and physical gifts. You, on the other hand, require a continuous stream of products and implements just to maintain a level of appearance that is acceptable to her (and her only, BTW). It could work...

The funniest thing is she actually likes me with stubble more than without it. I thought it's just the bad boy look / visual appeal and asked her about it (last Friday) and she shattered my world saying that she also enjoys the scratchiness I think she's just not used to me shaving, I'll give her some time

Cheers
Ivo