Thread: Shavers Ear

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lol, good one jimbo!

it seems to happen more now that i shave my head as well, and i am guessing it has me lathering further up the sides.

yup i get cream in my ear everyother morning when i cut my side burns lol and pixelfixed if your asian vacation is what i think it is i want to thank you for your scarifice. I know it dosent mean much to hear it from a complete stranger but it means alot to me.

Originally Posted by pixelfixed

Nope,lost my hearing after a little two year asian vacation I took in the mid 60s

I can relate.

Still got about half of what I started with when I went "on vacation" to the SE Asia War Games.

Thanks for doin what you did.
Willie

I can't say I have that problem, although I have gotten it in my nose before! Try pulling your ear back and using the side of the brush to lather in that area.

That would be a good thread.

What shave soap tastes the best!

this is what the tang of your razor is really for... it makes a perfect scoop for lather.

Groovyd, you are not alone. I seem to be the only one out there, apart from you, that manages to get soap in my ear every other shave. As long as I can keep my wife out of the bathroom I think the remedy is to start out with q-tips in your ears. As if she didn't have enough to tease me about already, what with the pipe tobacco potpurri, classical music, pre-shave oil, soap, brush, razor, safety, compact mirror(for shaving the back of my head w/ the safety), witch hazel, after shave, and moisturizing lotion already spread out on the counter.

Oh, you guys are not alone.
I cover half my ears, fill my nostrils and splash lather around in a fine fashion.
No need to be all that meticulous about applying it, it will be rinsed off in minutes
Now, when it is time to shave it off, that's a whole different matter!

I have a friend that lathers up his ears on purpose. Says it makes the sound of shaving interesting to him. Whatever works, I guess!!