Thread: The Last Shave

Eventually we will all have that last shave. One way or another, we have to give up this grooming hobby . Odds are some one else will be doing the shaving, but there is nothing to say you couldn't specify how that final shave will be executed. Whether for the casket or the gas-chamber, you'll want to look and smell good.

Here's my question to you fanatics: How do you want your last shave to be conducted? Please specify prep, soap/cream, razor, and post shave needs.

They can have my W&B when they pry it from my cold, dead fingers.....

Oh wait -- that wasn't what you were asking! Sorry.

No Need,1850 degrees of natural gas flame for 3 hrs will do the deed for me

But will you meet those flames without being clean shaven?

Not Unless I just shaved than dropped dead,If i am unshaven and drop dead in the yard, the old squaw will just call neptunes, they bring the van and roll me in with the rest of the stiffs,do the deed, call the old lady to come pay the toke and pic up the little wood box,simple.

Sad fact is hair and nails continue to grow after death....

And you fertilize a larger area that way.

I have a special deal worked out with Mr L so I don't have to worry for a thousand years or so or at least that's what he promised me.

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

I have a special deal worked out with Mr L so I don't have to worry for a thousand years or so or at least that's what he promised me.

Lucifer cut you a deal?

Originally Posted by pixelfixed

Lucifer cut you a deal?

Think I shouldn't trust him? Should I be worried?