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    Question The Last Shave

    Eventually we will all have that last shave. One way or another, we have to give up this grooming hobby . Odds are some one else will be doing the shaving, but there is nothing to say you couldn't specify how that final shave will be executed. Whether for the casket or the gas-chamber, you'll want to look and smell good.

    Here's my question to you fanatics: How do you want your last shave to be conducted? Please specify prep, soap/cream, razor, and post shave needs.

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    They can have my W&B when they pry it from my cold, dead fingers.....

    Oh wait -- that wasn't what you were asking! Sorry.
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    No Need,1850 degrees of natural gas flame for 3 hrs will do the deed for me
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    But will you meet those flames without being clean shaven?

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    Not Unless I just shaved than dropped dead,If i am unshaven and drop dead in the yard, the old squaw will just call neptunes, they bring the van and roll me in with the rest of the stiffs,do the deed, call the old lady to come pay the toke and pic up the little wood box,simple.
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    Sad fact is hair and nails continue to grow after death....
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    Thats total B.S

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    Quote Originally Posted by pixelfixed View Post
    Thats total B.S
    damn med school teaching wrong info again!!!!

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    Seriously -- I will be giving myself my last shave.

    When my fingers are cold and dead, the Institute for Plastination will be turning my carcass into a life-size version of the old Renwal Visible Man.

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    They'll be discarding my face & beard along with the rest of my skin and my internals will reside in a plexiglass case in one of Gunther von Hagens' BODY WORLDS Exhibitions (at least until they go out of business).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8Shooter View Post
    damn med school teaching wrong info again!!!!
    What actually happens isour hair gets longer as do your whiskers,your fingernails and toe nails seem to get longer and the cuticles become very pronounced,the reason is your body is dehydrating and the nails and hairs remain the same as they do not shrink,but the skin and tissues do,when you turn into a pce of leather your whiskers are far longer.
    The bottom line is, nothing but bacteria grows in your body,4 minutes after your heart stops beating.

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