Thread: The Last Shave

When Death reaper will come for me, I will show him my razor collection, stones, strops, creams and then I will ask for the last shave .... and then when he will fall asleep I just will go away from him))) Like in this ad:

The last shave is the one that comes right before the next shave.

I hope I will not know that it is my final shave.

I'm going to amend my Will so that, prior to cremation, I get a straight razor shave with a hot towel, Mitchell's Wool Fat soap, some Razo Rock face wax afterward, and a brisk slap with English leather.

Damn it, I want to stroll into Valhalla looking my best!

I'm thinkin about 3lbs of C-4.

Go out with a BOOM and save the expense of having to dig a hole to put my stinkin carcass in.

And you fertilize a larger area that way.

I have a special deal worked out with Mr L so I don't have to worry for a thousand years or so or at least that's what he promised me.

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

I have a special deal worked out with Mr L so I don't have to worry for a thousand years or so or at least that's what he promised me.

Lucifer cut you a deal?

Originally Posted by pixelfixed

Lucifer cut you a deal?

Think I shouldn't trust him? Should I be worried?

No Worrys,He is 100% trustworthy