Thread: Help! A bearded...

"You're looking a little pink around the edges, you ought to man up and go straight!"

Just make sure you spell cojones right. Cajones are drawers.

What women wouldn't prefer BBS over scritch? A beard doesn't exactly feel like silvertip badger. It feels more like steel wool.

Think of the loneliness your friend has sentenced himself to, all for the love of his beard:

Originally Posted by CaliforniaCajun

What women wouldn't prefer BBS over scritch? A beard doesn't exactly feel like silvertip badger. It feels more like steel wool.

Think of the loneliness your friend has sentenced himself to, all for the love of his beard:

That's Classic - thank you (I finally figured the tune my wife's been muttering under breath all these years) lol!

Guess she's damned : )

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He's around the Australopithecus afarensis era.

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

Men wear a beard like that to hide a whole lot of ugly.

Or perhaps to compensate for a hamster sized...well...you know.

Or maybe try this:

Things you will never hear any woman say, at any time, anywhere
"Gee, you know we'd probably get it on several times a day if only you looked a little more like this guy"

your straight is probably sharper than anything he has ever touched....

and you're man enough to drag it all over your face. every day.

so many good ones.

if your friend has a solid beard just tell him "congratulations you have the same style as the homeless gentleman I met last week" doesnt necessarily have to be so polite.

if he trims his beard, hes no different than you he's just too much of a pansy to use a BLADE directly on his skin.

I've had a beard of different lengths at many points cuz i can grow one fast, any more than a quarter inch loses you points with 95% of the ladies.

Congratulate him on his beard, and thank him for staying away from the antique stores. More razors for us!!!!

Classic Shaving had done a straight razor video a while ago... post that on his wall back. I think the video's tag line was "this isn't a razor (3 blade Gillette displayed), THIS is a razor (straight displayed)"