Thread: Help! A bearded...

So my buddy gives me a hard time about my love for shaving - I in turn give him a hard time for being such a slob lol! Today however;

He crossed the line!

He posted this on my FB page lol!!




Unfortunately - I have very little, to no wit! Sigh! : ) Help me come up with a witty retaliation! I have to admit - it was a good first salvo!