Thread: Help! A bearded...

So my buddy gives me a hard time about my love for shaving - I in turn give him a hard time for being such a slob lol! Today however;

He crossed the line!

He posted this on my FB page lol!!




Unfortunately - I have very little, to no wit! Sigh! : ) Help me come up with a witty retaliation! I have to admit - it was a good first salvo!

Bwahahahaha! Now, that's some funny stuff there. I've got poor wit, too, so I don't think coming back in a few hours will help.

Thanks for the laughs, David. Good luck with the slob!

Real men shave with real steel!
And I don’t remember who has this as there title but
Disposable razors = Disposable Men

If his beard is anything like the pic then he isn't going to get any dates.

There's your angle.

Michael

I have sooooo stolen that!!!!!!!

You could "yo momma" or "that's not what your wife said" him I suppose, but I guess you want to keep it within the confines of shaving?

How about: "And your problem is not merely the presence of an unshaven visage, but the fact that the mass of your facial pubicity is inversely proportional to the size of the cajones necessary to put a straight razor to your face."

James.

I am so growing a beard like that when I get out of the army, imagine how fun shaving that off would be

Men wear a beard like that to hide a whole lot of ugly.

LOL!
Embrace it!
Connecting to your feminine side gets you inside to your women, that you will never get with that kind of beard!

I do like thebigspendor remark!

I also like Jimbo's too! It is witty.