Thread: If I had but one . . .

Gentlemen:

If I had but one straight razor, it would be the Le Grelot in horn (I know, I know I have Puma, Friodur, Schulze and other fancy names, but none tucks as perfectly in my hands as the Le Grelot, and none shaves me better). So . . .

If I had but one straight razor, it would be the Le Grelot in horn . . .
But one strop, it would be the Neil Miller Shell Cordovan . . .
But one hone, it would be the humble Norton 4/8 . . .
But one DE razor, it would be the Gillette Aristocrat . . .
But one DE blade, it would be Super Iridium . . .
But one shave brush, it would be the 22 mm Thater silvertip . . .
But one soap, it would be the celestial Martin de Candre . . .
But one cream, it would be the intoxicating Xpec original . . .
But one pre-shave, it would be Castle Forbes . . .
But one scuttle, it would be Moss (I face lather) . . .
But one Alum, it would be Osma . . .
But one witch hazel, it would Thayers Super Medicated with Aloe Vera . . .
But one aftershave balm, it would be Castle Forbes . . .
But one aftershave lotion, it would Spanish Leather by Truefitt & Hill . . .
And on a cold and snowy day, a bowl of beef stew, a chunk of crusty French bread and a bottle of Rhone wine . . .

And you, gentlemen? If you had but one . . . ?