Thread: Didn't Know Who He Was Talking To

Originally Posted by Agamemnon

Why? I remember back over thirty years ago reading "Mad" magazine as a kid. One piece was about products and inventions in the future and one was a multi blade razor. It was a flexible strip several inches long holding about two or three dozen blades with a handle at each end. It was run over the face much the same way that a shoeshine cloth is used to give a close, fast shave. The modern razor wars reminded me of that. How many blades are they up to now? Five? Six?

P.S. I just hope old Alfred doesn't make us face toward him and pray five times a day.

HAHAHA!!!!! I remember that as well! There was also a Flame thrower razor, a Laser Razor, and a pair of "Plucker" razors that pulled the hairs out by the roots!(both manual and battery powered models)

Originally Posted by steve

If he has experience in stealing, he can always apply for a government job

Hey, watch it dude your on thin ice here.

Actually he probably left thinking, yea if that guy shaves with a straight I'm a monkey's uncle.

Originally Posted by xman

. I've no doubt he had shoplifted the item and in all likelihood sold it eventualy, but it was nice to give the scrawny thief the impression that his wares held less value than he'd banked on.

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Man! It's guys like you that give crooks a bad name! .

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

Actually he probably left thinking, yea if that guy shaves with a straight I'm a monkey's uncle.

Thus proving Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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Originally Posted by Agamemnon

Why? I remember back over thirty years ago reading "Mad" magazine as a kid. One piece was about products and inventions in the future and one was a multi blade razor. It was a flexible strip several inches long holding about two or three dozen blades with a handle at each end. It was run over the face much the same way that a shoeshine cloth is used to give a close, fast shave. The modern razor wars reminded me of that. How many blades are they up to now? Five? Six?

P.S. I just hope old Alfred doesn't make us face toward him and pray five times a day.

I digress somewhat () but there was a skit on the second episode of SNL where they spoofed the then-newly introduced double bladed razor by holding up a three-bladed razor. It actually was pretty uncanny with what eventually did come out, and what the commercials looked like, with the "first blade pulls the hair" bit.