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    Kiss me, I'm simian! Scrapyard Ape's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoshEarl View Post
    To guard against straight-stealing urchins, I've taken to carrying a few Zeepks around in my pants pockets. One little brat actually brought a razor back, tears streaming down his raw cheeks, and told me that he'd given up on crime and decided to become a Presbyterian minister.

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    Which is the more horrifying? The urchin stealing the Zeepk, or the one carrying the Zeepk to begin with? Hmmmm.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by xman View Post
    Make it Tim's and I'll take that bet.

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    I'm in Florida. The closest Tim Horton's appears to be in West Virginia. No wager over a Fusion razor is worth THAT kind of drive.

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    ... The KK franchisee for Az and NM went bankrupt. The closest Tim's doughnut is probably at X's house.

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    But it was an act of self defense, I swear it was...

    Quote Originally Posted by Scrapyard Ape View Post
    Which is the more horrifying? The urchin stealing the Zeepk, or the one carrying the Zeepk to begin with? Hmmmm.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrapyard Ape View Post
    I'm in Florida. The closest Tim Horton's appears to be in West Virginia. No wager over a Fusion razor is worth THAT kind of drive.
    I accept gift certificates.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrapyard Ape View Post
    I'll bet you a box of Krispy Kremes that he lifted it from somebody's mailbox. There is a stunning amount of anti-shoplifting doo-dads installed in razors found in stores nowadays. With Gillette flooding mailboxes across the country with Fusion handles, it's a lot easier to get one that way than taking from a store.


    Not that I'm an expert at shoplifting or anything.
    Y'know, I've delivered those damned Fusion thingies! Here I am a str8 shaver and I'm walking down the street with a half dozen of them in my mail satchel thinking that I'm committing the unpardonable shaving sin by foisting these evil things on unsuspecting men(and women ). Well, I suppose I could use the Nuremberg defense: "I was just following orders!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agamemnon View Post
    Y'know, I've delivered those damned Fusion thingies! Here I am a str8 shaver and I'm walking down the street with a half dozen of them in my mail satchel thinking that I'm committing the unpardonable shaving sin by foisting these evil things on unsuspecting men(and women ). Well, I suppose I could use the Nuremberg defense: "I was just following orders!"
    Don't fret. Those razors aren't the ultimate evil. Some people really DO like them. Now if you were traipsing about delivering cans of goo that call themselves shaving creams and gels...... well, let's just say I'd be obligated to make you eat all of them before implementing your demise. THOSE are the real evil!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrapyard Ape View Post
    Don't fret. Those razors aren't the ultimate evil. Some people really DO like them.
    i agree. I got one in the mail and i love it... it makes a great door stop

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    Default Alfred E. Neuman is a PROPHET!

    Why? I remember back over thirty years ago reading "Mad" magazine as a kid. One piece was about products and inventions in the future and one was a multi blade razor. It was a flexible strip several inches long holding about two or three dozen blades with a handle at each end. It was run over the face much the same way that a shoeshine cloth is used to give a close, fast shave. The modern razor wars reminded me of that. How many blades are they up to now? Five? Six?

    P.S. I just hope old Alfred doesn't make us face toward him and pray five times a day.

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    NO! Shoeshine cloths don't give close, fast shaves in case you're wondering. Razors do.

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