Quote Originally Posted by sebell View Post
You guys think that Howard and Harrelson are splitting
hairs? Check this out:

Measuring the changing mass of the Z boson



- Scott

The tides! The tides! I never thought about the moon and the tides during my honing. The mass of my razors and my hones and even my fingers are going to change depending on the time of day and the season. My gosh, what was I thinking trying to hone without taking into account relative mass variations. Every time I think I've figured this honing stuff out you guys come up with new ways to remind me of my infinite ignorance.

Come to think of it, sometimes I hone with tape and the mass of the tape is going to change, and besides, I use black, brown, and red tape and I have no idea what their relative densities are. I'm screwing everything up! Wait a minute, I use distilled water but I have have not been doing regular osmolarity checks on my water! I'm going to have to switch to 18 mega-ohm water, but even then, I'll have to take into account how old the filters are. And dammit, I've never even taken into account the elevation of my house here in Iowa and that has a gravitational impact. Maybe pyramids won't work here in Iowa. What's the elevation of Lynn's house in Ohio? I need a Wiki update NOW!