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08-21-2008, 12:34 AM #21
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08-21-2008, 12:59 AM #23
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08-21-2008, 01:20 AM #24
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Thanked: 3795Okay, Jimbo, now you have to tell. Why on earth did you shave one of your wife's eyebrows? Practical joke, revenge, or completely out of your own hair for testing a razor?
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08-21-2008, 01:24 AM #25
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Thanked: 1587Because she was the one who suggested I juggle-strop three razors!!
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08-21-2008, 01:26 AM #26
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Thanked: 3795I can juggle. I can strop. Are you saying you were juggling three razors and stropping them between throws? If she wanted a divorce, why didn't she just say so?
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08-21-2008, 01:38 AM #27
She probably wanted the insurance money!
It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled. Twain
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08-21-2008, 02:13 AM #28
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Thanked: 1587It's actually a very long, yet strangely interesting, story.
See, I used to be a world champion boulder lifter (big sport in Australia) before I met the wife. Basically, you have this special belt with a clip attachment at the front to which you attach boulders of various sizes. Then you see how far you can climb up a specially designed ladder with the boulder hanging off your hips.
Anyway, my last world championship had left me with the hips of a calcium-starved 105 year old, and the doctors all warned me that another lift could mean the end of my budding hoola-hoop career. So I vowed off the boulder lifting forever. Or so I thought.
After years away from the circuit, I was approached by the head of the BLAA (Boulder Lifters Association of Australia) to undertake a secret boulder lifting mission. It is very Top Secret, so I cannot tell you all the details, but suffice it to say it involved caves, boulders, and an "assassination" of Bin Laden meant to look like a cave collapse.
So I went out and purchased a new boulder lifting belt. My wife found the belt, and to divert her suspicions I told her the attachment on the buckle was for my strop so I could juggle-strop my razors. She was incredulous, of course, and asked to see it done. What was I to do?
Having diverted her attention with a quick trip to the ER, I set off on my mission but it went bad, real bad. I became "known". Australian intelligence had discovered that Bin Laden's people had a superstition about women with only one-eyebrow. So to protect my wife, I shaved her eyebrow off in her sleep.
I slept on the couch for months after that. But it was the deep, satisfying sleep of a man who knew he did what he had to do, and would do it again!
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08-21-2008, 02:28 AM #29
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Thanked: 3795Okay, well, thanks for clearing that up.
Sandcountry, good luck with your gluing endeavor. At least now you know that things could have gone worse. You might have been recruited into a secret boulder lifting mission. Now you know you got off easy and you also know, even if you are wearing a special belt, you need to keep a tight grip on your rocks!
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08-21-2008, 02:42 AM #30
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