Thread: Disaster!!! The wife dulled the razor!

Originally Posted by ByronTodd

20 times in a lifetime max... (on the digit test)

Sorry, couldn't help myself.

Actually BT, i am not certain as I have recently lost the ability to count!

Originally Posted by Wildtim

You got off easy I have a friend whose wife "washed" his entire pipe collection in the dishwasher!!!!!!!

I've got one for you.

When my parents were first dating, my mother wanted to suprise my dad by freshly ironing all his clothes. She tried to iron a couple of his 100% polyester leisure suits, and the iron melted right through two pairs instantly.

Unfortunately I remember those things, my mom used to buy polyester slacks for me to wear, felt like an oil slick on your body, if you ask me, she did him a favor!

I caught my wife using a straight razor once. I walked into the bedroom and saw her kneeling beside the bed, straight razor in hand with one of her wooly sweaters sprawled out. Yeah, so she was using my straight razor to remove excess lint from the sweater. The sweater looked great but she dulled the heck out my razor. Luckily it was once of my old ones. No worries! I honed it up and put it back into rotation.

I'm not looking forward to the colder months again, as I know she is going to be begging me for a straight razor to "touch up" her sweaters.

Kyle

Send Lynn an email or pm about the situation and I bet that he would be willing to fix the razor for free.