Lol. Actually a friend of mine and her roommate dated guys who didn't know this either, so when one of them got drunk, fell and pulled down the towel rack off the door, guess who they called in to fix it. Took me about 15min of work to drill the holes, tap in the anchors, re-mount the rack, fill the holes and sand them down. I didn't go as far as putting on a coat of latex, I was hoping they could handle at least as much. I hope they didn't try using condoms instead of latex paint