Hi I'm SaltheNinth and it's been 7 days since my last post.
In that time I have already purchased seven more second-hand razors and I was caught staring openly, eyes burning with hunger at a Charlie Lewis Custom 7/8.
My wife stood in the doorway unbeknownst to me, for a full 10 mins whilst I subconsciously made whimpering noises of desire at the computer scrolling down the page viewing the photos of the naked steel blade from all angles...