Thread: Red Neck Aftershave Dispenser

There's not a woman i know who has been around guns and doesn't like the smell of hoppes.

Some day boys, it will become a proper shave sent.

Originally Posted by BobH

Tired of those cheap plastic bottles your favourite cheap AS comes in? Class it up by putting it in an olive oil dispenser. Damn, she sure is purdy.

Bob

That is a lovely shade of blue, what is it?

Aqua Velva Ice Blue, a real man's drink.

Bob

That bottle looks very nice bob! not quite redneck but this one ......

Originally Posted by BobH

Tired of those cheap plastic bottles your favourite cheap AS comes in? Class it up by putting it in an olive oil dispenser. Damn, she sure is purdy.

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

Just be careful no one pours that on their salad.

It's not for nothing that a beard, goatee, or even a moustache has long been referred-to as facial spinach!

Originally Posted by Martin103

That bottle looks very nice bob! not quite redneck but this one ......

There's no way that is your aftershave bottle Martin,,,

Originally Posted by Hirlau

There's no way that is your aftershave bottle Martin,,,

Your absolutely right! because i dont use aftershave, witch hazel for me only! Bob's bottle wasnt redneckie looking enough.

Originally Posted by Martin103

Your absolutely right! because i dont use aftershave, witch hazel for me only! Bob's bottle wasnt redneckie looking enough.

Bob you may want to add a glob of caulking around the stopper so you in the same class

Originally Posted by hidestoart

Bob you may want to add a glob of caulking around the stopper so you in the same class

I'm saving that idea for when I inevitably lose that stopper. That is unless I decide to go with some duct tape.

Bob

So what happens when you accidentally think its the mouth wash?