Alright, all you guys, with your delightful breakfasts showing up (eggs benedict! w/champagne!! be still my stomach).
I will counter with my upcoming Sunday lunch of my childhood ethnic background. It is either delighted in or shunned like boil on your bumm.

Fried Matzos: two well beaten eggs, two sheaves of matzo passed slowly under running water, broken up and soaked in the eggs for 15-20 minutes. Fried in rendered chicken fat (schmaltz to the epicures) and salted to taste.

My one a week ode to my arteries.