Quote Originally Posted by cudarunner View Post
"Folks, there is no recipe for fruitcake in this cookbook, because I don't think anybody really bakes them. I think people get them in the mail, keep them awhile, and then send them to on to somebody else. Actually, there are only about 28 fruitcakes in the whole country. People just keep sending them back and forth to each other. So if you want a fruitcake, just wait till somebody mails you one, open it and eat it, but I can't be responsible for the consequences. You may be breaking up a whole chain of events. You are on your own!"

Quote from Dom DeLuise in his cookbook titled 'EAT THIS.. It'll Make You Feel Better'.
In a few weeks there will only be about 18 fruitcakes 'cuz I'm eating 10 of em!