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    How do you guys apply lather under your nose? Apparently my upper lip is dainty or my nose is far too big, cause either I end up with unlathered mustache-area, or I stick the damn brush so far up my nose I sneeze, and blow all the lather into the mirror - so I have to start again!

    I recon I could paint some on with a tiny brush, but I already feel feminine enough what with all the scents taking up room in the bathroom...

    Seriously though, how do you do it "properly"?

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    How about left to right instead of up & down?

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    You know you don't have to not lather your kisser, right?

    Seriously though, just keep your trap shut and slather the lather right over your mouth up to your nose. At least that's what works for me.

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    This advice works the same for me. Often I wind up with a bit of lather in my nostrils, but it's less tragic than one might think.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cangooner View Post
    You know you don't have to not lather your kisser, right?

    Seriously though, just keep your trap shut and slather the lather right over your mouth up to your nose. At least that's what works for me.
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    You guys must have small noses...

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    Grip the brush down on the bristles. It'll force the knot tighter, allowing you to paint lather on better
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    Suck your lips in. This will stretch your snot catcher. Apply. Some might get in you snock, just pinch nose and pull down. It will wipe it out. If that doesn't work, grow a porn stache.
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    Finally some real help

    Thanks, I'll try both those things tomorrow morning. Well, five hours from now really... Crap...

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    You could just reach into your lather bowl with your fingers and apply.

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    You could grow a mustache . Even with a mustache I lather over top and trim above it like the old Clark Gable style (do a google search if you haven't heard of him;-) As far as how I do it ..... dunno ... never thought about it . . I just do it .

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