Thread: Truly Crappy Bay Rums

I had no idea there were so many Bay Rums. Never having used Bay Rum I always thought there was only one. You know, like Aramis, Drakkar Noir, Old Spice and Bay Rum. But NOOOOOOO! There are many of these concoctions and they are all supposed to come from the Carribean islands but I have a sneaking suspicion that a great many of these bottles are filled directly from the penis of a horse. Now the horse may be in the West Indies but the stuff in these bottles is still horse piss:

I know the like or dislike of a fragrance is a very subjective thing. However these Bay Rums are al alcohol, water and fragrant stuff. They all burn like Hell when applied to a freshly shaven face and the scent is gone the instant the alcohol evaporates. Does anyone have any crappy concoctions they'd like to list here in this thread of warning to those who don't want to drop any money on inferior products? Or maybe someone wants to speak up in defence of one or more of these (the Dominican Lime may have some supporters).