I have been keeping up with this thread with much amusement. I love these comments.
My horror story with the Lilac was at all places Bed Bath & Beyond. They put a health & beauty department in it and I was checking out the aftershaves there, and low & behold there was an open bottle of Lilic for testing. Being a Clubman fanatic I got real excited. I opened the bottle drew it to my nose and manadged to smack the bottle top with the bottom of my nose leaving me with that god forsaken stench in my nasel passages for a good long time.
Truly wicked stuff!!!