Thread: Henckels Friodur Razors

Originally Posted by jaegerhund

Spiffy? ---- Now that's the word I've been looking for ---- that sills it for me.

Justin

It's all in the advertising Seriously, my 8/8 is a beautiful razor - my pride and joy and my best shaver as well. Best money I ever spent on a razor.

James.

Originally Posted by Jimbo

It's all in the advertising Seriously, my 8/8 is a beautiful razor - my pride and joy and my best shaver as well. Best money I ever spent on a razor.

James.

I like those words too ---- now we're talking ------ and two homosexual stick-figures engaged in mortal combat to boot ---- mamma mia!! ---

Justin

Originally Posted by edk442

1500 posts and you still dont know that the friodurs are superlative shavers?

I've got 1200 posts and 15 years using straights and have never even touched a Friodor to my face! I have no idea what kind of shavers they are!

Originally Posted by gugi

Anybody who has issues with two stick figures holding hands (yes, make no mistake, these are stylized males), please note that holding such a sharp object right next to your throat, while being agitated by this image can have dire consequences.

After giving it considerable thought, I have decided to offer as a service to the community a replacement for any such razor with one which is not only unobjectionable, but also inspiring. Gentlemen (and ladies), enter the MASTER - USA razor. Made of the latest available steel and bearing this great country's name. It is so masterfully made, that most people choose to not shave with theirs and instead to keep them away from light, perfectly preserved for the generations to come.

But, wait, for a limited time only, and only for SRP members, in order to celebrate my selfless act, I will not only pay for all shipping and handling charges, but I will include a second, yes you read it right, a second MASTER - USA razor, completely free of charge with my compliments. Hurry, though, this offer can be retracted at any time. Remember let's limit the guys holding hands to the malls of Saudi Arabia or U.A.E. or any other uncivilized country and protect not only our values, but our very lives.

You can thank me later.

So, you can talk direct and you have a sense of humor!!

Originally Posted by gugi

Anybody who has issues with two stick figures holding hands (yes, make no mistake, these are stylized males), please note that holding such a sharp object right next to your throat, while being agitated by this image can have dire consequences.

After giving it considerable thought, I have decided to offer as a service to the community a replacement for any such razor with one which is not only unobjectionable, but also inspiring. Gentlemen (and ladies), enter the MASTER - USA razor. Made of the latest available steel and bearing this great country's name. It is so masterfully made, that most people choose to not shave with theirs and instead to keep them away from light, perfectly preserved for the generations to come.

But, wait, for a limited time only, and only for SRP members, in order to celebrate my selfless act, I will not only pay for all shipping and handling charges, but I will include a second, yes you read it right, a second MASTER - USA razor, completely free of charge with my compliments. Hurry, though, this offer can be retracted at any time. Remember let's limit the guys holding hands to the malls of Saudi Arabia or U.A.E. or any other uncivilized country and protect not only our values, but our very lives.

You can thank me later.

Thats funny

BTW No you cannot have my Friodur

Originally Posted by jaegerhund

I like those words too ---- now we're talking ------ and two homosexual stick-figures engaged in mortal combat to boot ---- mamma mia!! ---

Justin

And they're twins to boot...what would you call that?

Jordan

Originally Posted by jnich67

And they're twins to boot...what would you call that?

Jordan

a reason to believe the razors were actually made in Georgia?

Gugi cannot have any of my henckels... friodur or regular

I'll suffer the pain and embarrassment myself. Of course perhaps the logo is for the "Siamese twins separation charitable trust" which seeks to provide the financial and technological resources to separate these people and if that is not possible help them achieve meaning and independence for them. Which is to say a good thing and maybe purchasing these razors should be tax deductible.

sorry for the and

but they are seriously good shavers... once you get them honed up, which is a bit of a challenge at times.

i think jaegerhund is a closet fusion user....

Hmmm, after many hours, nobody has requested a replacement, unless the evil powers are intercepting these requests on their way to me....

And I am puzzled by the repeated use of the words 'you cannot have my' in some of the previous posts. The correct way to view this is that you will have a brand new razor as shiny as they come. One, which proudly displays the great name of a winning country in LARGE letters on its FRONT side, instead of shamefully hiding the name of a twice defeated one on its back corner.

Of course, since I do not have a Henckel's razor I am completely impartial, right? Still, I understand the emotions these razors appear to cause and I have also learned that once a person obtains such a razor they are extremely unwilling to exchange it. This is just not right. Therefore I am happy to announce that in addition to my previous offer I will be looking, to the best of my abilities (to be read wallet, man bag, paypal, etc.), to remove any such controversial razors off the market, before they have the chance of reaching the shaking hands of another one of my straight-shaving brethren.


(Btw, I hope none of my prospective valued customers is insulted by the winning and loosing comment in my renewed proposal. My own country has been defeated countless of times including both I have referred to.)

Originally Posted by syslight

i think jaegerhund is a closet fusion user....

Actually for most of my life I've been partial to the fuzzy faced caveman look ----so I'm a closet beard grower

Yep -- We're here with beards get use to it!! Everybody ----we're here with beards get use to it!!! ---- We're here with beards get use to it!!!!


Justin