I had it bad this month.With all the ancillary razor stuff as well as razors- I kinda went alittle overboard this month. $1000 or so. The rest of the questions-I'll have to ponder for a while........

On the other hand: 1) you can't take it with you. 2) I'm married 24 years to a woman that makes more money than I do. 3) No kids 4) Not allowed/motivated and to crippled to spend my loot on other women. 5) They generally don't include an armored car to take your remaining cash to your grave in the funeral procession.6) I already bought enough guns this year.7) You can be dead tomorrow-you might as well be shaved right and tight!!

Actually, Razors are probably the cheapest of my hobbies.. AND you can actually USE them EVERYDAY-regardless of the weather.

How did I do? See its all justified.