Thread: Boker's "Edelweise" Revisted

Originally Posted by Obie

... I sent it to Lynn to hone, and I'm sure he will use his magic hone to put a little life into this thing.
Obie

Thus the legend was born.....
(My most abject and humble apologies for what follows)

The Story of Lynn and His Magic Hone!

Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far away, there lived a proud but humble honemeister named Lynn. He worked tirelessly day in and day out honing razors so that his 12 daughters (apparently he did more than just hone razors) could go to school to learn the ways of the Force and rebel against the Empire.

One day on his way to pick up his daughters from school in his minivan with a Soccer Mom sticker on the back, he accidentally ran over a strange woodland creature known to the locals as Slurry the Wookie. As Lynn cradled Slurry in his arms as he lay dying, Slurry took a strange object from his purse (well, he was a strange Wookie and it did match his shoes) and gave it to Lynn saying AAAGHHHAAHHA!! Lynn didn't know what that meant, but he put the object in his pocket anyway.

Later that night, Lynn finally had some time to look at the strange object that Slurry had given him. As he set it on the table, the small image of a rather attractive but annoying woman came to life saying "Help me Obie Hone Whatupi! You're our only hope!!" Then, with a flip of the bird, she was gone, leaving Lynn to ponder what it all meant and vowing never to touch whiskey again....... to be continued.... perhaps.

My dear Radaddict,

You are a great storyteller. Well done, sir.

Regards,

Obie