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Doc
A short rebuttal
Now, Ladies and Gentlemen allow me to introduce myself. I am Dr. Thadeus T Trinidad. Now I am not a Medical Doctor. I don’t have my BS, my MS or my PHD! I don’t need it! We all know what BS stands for, and MS is just more of the same….. And PHD well that just stands for piled higher and deeper….No I gave up the halls of Academe for a higher calling, and that is to bring to you Dr Trinidad’s World famous Muscle Rejuvenating and Hair restoring magnetic Razors. A steel formulation so astounding, so amazing, so absolutely unbelievable that before this night is thorough everyone in this room will be calling it a Miracle made of steel!!!
Now Ladies and Gentlemen I have been traveling around this amazing world of ours for years spreading the wonderful news about this Natural magnetic Razor. People from all over the world know me and they all love me. Why just last week the Sheriff of Opoloosa Alabama put a big ad in the paper wanting to know the moment I step foot in town again. Why some of the Mayors and city fathers all over this land as well as dignitaries from other countries have had me as their honored guests for weeks, sometimes months at a time so beloved is this product. Now before I start telling you about my product and demonstrating it effectiveness. I would like to read to you a few new testimonials I received in today’s mail. This First letter is from a mayor of a little town in Mexico, it begins…. ?Donde Esta Mi Hija?… oh sorry I don’t read Spanish to well. Oh here’s one from a lady in Nantucket … Dear Dr Trinidad yada yada yada my husbands thinning hair…yada yada.. …yada yada…. Tried your product… yeah mmm Ah after two weeks his hair stopped falling out…. Ah! There you go folks another satisfied customer!