Quote Originally Posted by JBHoren View Post
  1. Never needs to be honed
  2. Never needs to be stropped
  3. Never cuts or nicks your face
  4. Never rusts, pits, or tarnishes
  5. Scales never warp or crack
  6. Pins never loosen
  7. Always gives you a BBS shave
Those are fine criteria for a perfect razor - I might add:
8. Has LEDs