Quote Originally Posted by SirStropalot View Post
Nope, that wouldn't be fair. You might use some of that magic "jack of diamonds" strop paste!! Then we'd never know!!!

Remorsefully,

Howard
I am saddened, but understand. The Jack always has an ace up his sleeve. (see what I did there?! Hahahaha!!!)

*cough*

Super seriously,

JackofDiamonds